bringing up my past won’t make my opinion of you change; you’re still a waste of space.
pretty funny how most of my close friends have no idea what I’m like anymore.
do you ever get like really hopeful about someone for no reason and start thinking about all the wonderful things that could happen and then you realize they just don’t think about you like that and you’re crushed and you feel like an idiot
Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.
If you vote for mitt romney than miranda cosgrove will climb through your window while you’re sleeping and watch you.
- me: so like, is it my turn to be in a relationship yet or
You complain about loosing your best friends. Theres a reason for that. Maybe if you replied to a text or even made an effort you wouldn’t be wondering what happened. But whatever. Its your loss.
- Him: You looked so skinny.
- Me: No shit that's what an eating disorder does you inconsiderate fuck.
its funny because I hate you.
- My friend: Hey Look I just started talking to this super nice guy, he thinks I'm beautiful and he's coming down to see me! :)
- Me: I just planned the name of my first cat.